Wow, 2 shows in two days has really taken it out of us, and Lilly the van, she had a flat and I was rolling on the alloy wheels by the time I got home.

So, we’ve been whirling round at top speed since Watson got home from his gravy boat ride to Vegas. Sold our whole first run of CD’s after both shows and generally had a few bevs and got smelly together. It’s all about the party.

So yeah, I should really use this time and space constructively and promote stuff that’s going down. Our first release “Still Unlearned” has been banged together and available now at the live shows, and a soon to be available online sales thing. It looks like we may, I stress the word “may” be appearing on a US compilation available from some website called interpunk and various other dodgy dealing types.

Shows? Well, there’s the lesbian and oil frenzy night in Norwich early in December, details of which are on this very site, but I’m sure you’re not interested in any of that kinda thing right? and the infamous Billericay Football club night “Injury Time” are sticking us on at the Xmas party on the 19th of December. So you could even turn up to that, cause the booze is really cheap there. Gravy baby.

So on a more personal band member note, well, Joe chopped his dreads off and now looks like a manga character, Watson has returned looking lightly tanned after a jaunt to America, Faz is currently being sick - with bits of blood in it, it could be a mouth period? Nick is still the most handsome member of the band, but Joe’s denying it and Grim’s just had his 21st birthday party (that we played at) even though his 21st was months and months ago… still it gave us an excuse to drink excessively and throw up on his carpet.

so… that covers everything in the title except for the broken knob right? probably a story for another day.. you wouldn’t wanna hear about that would you?

Ok.

The Basildon show - we’d just finished playing. We opened this door and moved our equipment half way through, and the f**king thing flew directly into my amp and broke the treble control off!

Still, could have been worse… the door could have hit me in the dick.