Wow, 2 shows in two days has really taken it out of us, and Lilly the van, she had a flat and I was rolling on the alloy wheels by the time I got home.

So, we’ve been whirling round at top speed since Watson got home from his gravy boat ride to Vegas. Sold our whole first run of CD’s after both shows and generally had a few bevs and got smelly together. It’s all about the party.

So yeah, I should really use this time and space constructively and promote stuff that’s going down. Our first release “Still Unlearned” has been banged together and available now at the live shows, and a soon to be available online sales thing. It looks like we may, I stress the word “may” be appearing on a US compilation available from some website called interpunk and various other dodgy dealing types.

Shows? Well, there’s the lesbian and oil frenzy night in Norwich early in December, details of which are on this very site, but I’m sure you’re not interested in any of that kinda thing right? and the infamous Billericay Football club night “Injury Time” are sticking us on at the Xmas party on the 19th of December. So you could even turn up to that, cause the booze is really cheap there. Gravy baby.

So on a more personal band member note, well, Joe chopped his dreads off and now looks like a manga character, Watson has returned looking lightly tanned after a jaunt to America, Faz is currently being sick - with bits of blood in it, it could be a mouth period? Nick is still the most handsome member of the band, but Joe’s denying it and Grim’s just had his 21st birthday party (that we played at) even though his 21st was months and months ago… still it gave us an excuse to drink excessively and throw up on his carpet.

so… that covers everything in the title except for the broken knob right? probably a story for another day.. you wouldn’t wanna hear about that would you?

Ok.

The Basildon show - we’d just finished playing. We opened this door and moved our equipment half way through, and the f**king thing flew directly into my amp and broke the treble control off!

Still, could have been worse… the door could have hit me in the dick.

But what do you expect when GSCE’s in every subject are so easy now? For craps sake, all school literature is funded off the back of crisp packets, and we (golden) wonder why there are so many fattie kids about!? It’s cause they didn’t come to our shows, hit the pit, try and sneak beers and meet chicks! - that’s why i always used to, and sometimes still do regularly. (but i don’t have to sneak the beers no more).

But that’s not what’s important, we played a show and got smelly and then went home, and managed to half the remaining audience number.

Yes it’s true, tonight was a social networking kinda night chatting to other bands, who were all thoroughly nice people and if any of the hermit punks in Essex cared to leave their houses they’d have seen a fucking party being thrown.

Probably.

The CD’s got done, Saint Christoph has done a fucking stirling job, it sounds like a proper recording rather than the fisher price tape player recordings we’ve grown to love. Superb.

Watsons now off to San Fran and Vegas to bet my granny on black. Faz is doing his annual clothes wash, so he’ll disappear for a week.Nick and Joe are knackered, and Grim is bouncing… but then so would you be if you’d shoved a pogostick somewhere impersonal during an unusual sexual mis adventure.

Until next time you don’t come and see use break things, steal bog roll and generally try and use as many brass eye quotes during a show as possible.

Arivaderchfal

That’s right. Subject To Change are now offically the biggest band on this planet, as long as you discount most other popular, signed and talented artists. Also dicounting many that aren’t signed. Many that really arent tallented. Natrually, buskers will count as more popular and more famous than us too… But apart from all of them! We’re Fuckin’ HUGE MASSIVE BIG TIME! - We’ve got a website!

So, excitment abounds over getting that beast up an kicking. (www.Myspace.com/bilbopunk is still running along side too) We’ve got a CD coming out. That’s right, the amazingly silver coloured “Still Unlearned” CD is hot off the press and at a bargain price too…. Come to the shows (See Website) to find out how bargain-esque.

So you’re aware, the next shin dig will be Reloaded at the Mill in Rayleigh, Essex, on the 25th October. Be there or kill your pets instead. After that the Castlemaine in Basildon, Essex, Will be struck with our ironing board justice on the 15th November. Sure to be a cracker, natrually all and sundry are welcome to any after show party/lesbian orgy, we manage to muster together afterwards.

So lets review and summerize:- Gigs are happening, CD is now out, Little Nicky has a 14 Inch member tucked down his leg and Grim and Faz want proof.

Conclusion:- Don’t poke badgers.